Zack’s Hilarious Physiotherapy Appointment
Funny Script: Zack’s Hilarious Physiotherapy Appointment
Scene 1: (Zack and his friend Sami at a café)
Zack is browsing his phone anxiously while Sami is sipping his coffee, relaxed.
Zack: Dude, my back is killing me! I need to book a physiotherapy session ASAP.
Sami: I know a great place, but you have to book early because they’re always full.
Zack checks the clinic’s website and notices a booking form where he has to select "Name" and "Gender."
Zack: (cunningly) Wait a second… All male appointments are fully booked, but there are open slots for women!
Sami: (laughs) So, if you were a woman, you'd get an appointment?
Zack: (smirks) Hold on… I have an idea.
Zack types in the name field: "Zahra the Beautiful" and selects "Female" as the gender, then confirms the booking.
Scene 2: (At the physiotherapy clinic)
Zack arrives wearing a pink shirt, trying to act delicate and speaking in a soft voice at the reception.
Receptionist: Welcome, Zahra the Beautiful?
Zack: (softly) Yes, yes, that’s me… I mean… she’s me!
Receptionist: Wait, your booking says you’re female?
Zack: (nervously) Oh, uh… yeah, of course! It’s just… my voice is deep because of a throat infection… and the cold… and the air pollution!
The physiotherapist, a muscular guy, appears and gestures for Zack to enter.
Physiotherapist: Welcome, Zahra! Let’s start with some stretching exercises.
Zack: (awkwardly) Oh… yeah, sure…
Zack tries to relax, but suddenly, the clinic’s manager enters, holding the booking forms.
Manager: (reviewing the forms) Hold on… "Zahra the Beautiful"? Female? But your ID says otherwise!
Zack: (laughing nervously) Oh, um… Times have changed, sir! We need to keep up with modern trends!
Physiotherapist: (suspiciously) You’re not Zahra… You’re Zack!
Zack: (desperately) No, no, my full name is Zahra Zack… It’s a compound name!
Everyone starts looking at Zack suspiciously, but he suddenly jumps off the therapy bed, yelling.
Zack: Aah, my back! Okay, okay, I’ve been caught! But at least… the pain is gone from the sheer fear!
Zack sprints out of the clinic while everyone bursts into laughter.
The End.
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