Zack, Abu Mishari’s New Driver
Title: Zack, Abu Mishari’s New Driver
Scene 1: Riyadh Airport
(Zack, a muscular American guy, steps off the plane wearing jeans and a leather jacket. He holds a sign that says "Driver for Abu Mishari." He looks around excitedly.)
Zack (excitedly): Oh, finally in Saudi Arabia! Ready to drive big cars, eat kabsa, and start my adventure!
(Abu Mishari, an elderly Saudi man in a thobe and shemagh, stands next to a Land Cruiser.)
Abu Mishari (surprised): You’re the new driver?! I expected one of the guys, not a foreigner!
Zack: Yes! I’m Zack! A professional driver—I have experience in truck races in Texas!
Abu Mishari: Alright, son, let’s test you out! But be careful, our streets are different!
Scene 2: Inside the Car
(Zack drives the Land Cruiser through Riyadh’s streets with enthusiasm, while Abu Mishari grips the edge of his shemagh nervously.)
Zack: Uncle Abu Mishari, watch how I control the wheel!
(Suddenly, a giant speed bump appears, but Zack doesn’t see it!)
Abu Mishari (shouting): Watch out for the bump!
(The car lifts into the air for a moment, Abu Mishari slightly levitates off his seat, then the car slams down hard.)
Abu Mishari: Son, are we missing drifting in town or what?! Slow down!
Zack: Sorry! We don’t have surprise bumps in Texas!
Scene 3: At Abu Mishari’s House
(Zack tries to park the car next to a camel but gets too close. The camel stares at him disapprovingly.)
Abu Mishari: Stop, stop! Don’t hit my camel!
(Zack finally parks, but forgets to engage the parking brake. The car starts rolling slowly.)
Zack: Umm… do your cars move on their own?!
(Abu Mishari rushes to grab the steering wheel just in time, while the camel watches, seemingly amused.)
Abu Mishari (panting): Son… are you a driver or a tornado?!
Zack (laughing): I’m a driver! I just need a little training on Saudi roads!
(Everyone laughs, while the camel shakes its head as if saying, "Good luck with that!")
The End.
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