Zack, Netflix, and the Flying Shemagh
Funny Scenario: Zack, Netflix, and the Flying Shemagh
Scene 1: Netflix Executive Office
(The head of production is browsing new actor applications and suddenly stops at a strange one.)
Head of Production: (reading aloud) "Zack… American actor… wants to star in action movies wearing a Saudi thobe?!"
Assistant: Yes, and he even sent an audition tape!
(The video plays: Zack is wearing a white thobe, with a misaligned agal slipping over his eye, and says in an American accent: "Ya Jamaat Al-Khair! It's action time!")
Head of Production: I like it! But… can he even move properly in that outfit?
Scene 2: Film Set – Saudi Desert
(Zack is on set, fully dressed in a thobe, shemagh, and agal, ready for an intense car chase scene.)
Director: Zack, remember! Jump over the car, spin your shemagh, then fight the villains with the sword! Action!
(Zack starts running, jumps… but the shemagh flies off and lands on his face, causing him to lose balance and crash into a nearby camel, which looks at him in confusion! Zack falls into the sand.)
Zack: (lifting his head) Oh… I thought being a cowboy was hard, but this thobe is next level!
(The director laughs, the crew applauds, and the camel shakes its head as if saying, "Told you so!")
Final Scene – Netflix logo appears with the tagline:
"Coming Soon: Zack in ‘The Saudi Phantom’ – the first superhero in a thobe!"
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