Zack and the Author at the Book Signing

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 Title: Zack and the Author at the Book Signing

Scene:
(Zack is standing in a long line at a book signing table, where a famous author is sitting, smiling at the crowd as she signs her books.)

Zack:

(reaches the table, looking hesitant) Hi! Can I get your autograph?

Author:

(smiling) Of course! Who should I write the dedication to?

Zack:

(To Zack, the best reader who has never read any book in his life!)

Author:

(stops writing, looks at him in surprise) You’ve never read any books? Then why are you here at a book signing?

Zack:

(smiling slyly) Because I love the smell of new books and I enjoy free gatherings!

Author:

(laughs) Well, what about reading my book? It might be fun!

Zack:

(flips through the book quickly) Ah, it looks great! But do you have an audiobook version?

Author:

Yes, there’s an audiobook version. Do you like audiobooks?

Zack:

(seriously) No, but I like to play them in the background and pretend to be cultured in front of my friends!

Author:

(laughs hard) Well, I’ll sign your book, but you have to promise you’ll read at least one page!

Zack:

(raises his hand as if swearing) I promise! I’ll read the cover page!

(They both burst into laughter as the author signs the book for him.)

End of scene.



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